A stopover guide to Dubai

I lived in Dubai a few years ago when I was based there for a short work stint. Before moving, I was fantasising about Dubai being a spectacular place, but honestly I did not like it. I felt it lacked a true charm and culture like there would be in other regions around the world. It was essentially a shopping centre in the desert. I was on a very high wage and had the opportunity to continue working there, but I became very bored very quickly. I had a long enough stay in the Emirates. I have asked myself several times ‘would I return there to work in the future?’ and I said I would never ever EVER return to Dubai to work. However, I would only go to Dubai as a stopover on a journey to a further place, despite my little love for the place. So, here is my personal guide for a weekend stopover.

Dubai is a city of skyscrapers. I called it a ‘Manhattan-wannabe’, as it is laid out in similar fashion, but it is not a city you would walk around like New York. Due to the heat, it is best staying inside the comfort of a taxi, or the metro, when travelling around. On a planned stopover, I would recommend travelling to Dubai with an empty suitcase, enjoy a few days relaxing, and purchase designer clothes tax free from the two main malls in the city; Dubai Mall and Mall of the Emirates.

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Dubai Mall is the biggest shopping-mall centre in the world located in downtown Dubai. This city aims to have the “biggest everything in the world!” Dubai Mall has all the best clothes chains but the shopping centre is almost like a mini-funfair. Outside there is a spectacular water and light show in a large fountain. The water and light is choreographed to music. It is hypnotising to view. After seeing this water show, you should step inside Dubai Mall to where you will see a huge aquarium. This place has many distractions from the shops which may be a good thing as it is easy to burn a hole in your pocket very quickly here. Mall of the Emirates was my favourite place to shop. It almost has the same shops as Dubai Mall but the size of it is not overwhelming as the latter is. Mall of the Emirates is known for its indoor ski-slopes with snow and penguins – YES… snow and penguins in the Arabian desert!

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Dubai is a strange place… My own personal reason for travelling back there would just be only to fill up an empty suitcase while on a journey to a further destination. Mall of the Emirates is located near numerous ‘tourist’ attractions, such as the marina, the Emirate and Jumeirah golf clubs, as well as the Wild Wadi Waterpark. The iconic ‘Palm Jumeirah’ is also in this area. It is best seen from the “seven star” hotel Burj Al-Arab. However, I passed on seeing this as I refuse to enter a hotel which charges customers up to €1,000 for a room for one night. The Burj Al-Arab is an incredibly looking building and it is worth seeing from any of the nearby beaches. However, I honestly think that these places are nothing special.

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The only thing worth visiting in Dubai is the Old Town; also known as the Bastakiya District. It is largely reconstructed but it contains numerous markets and the Jumeirah Mosque which is one of the oldest mosques in Dubai. The Jumeirah Mosque is the only mosque in Dubai which is open to non-Muslims on an organised tour which can be arrange from Sheikh Mohammed Centre for Cultural Understanding.

Old Town Food Market

Not very nice…

Image Jumeirah Mosque

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If you are in Dubai on a Friday, the number one thing to ease the pains of being in a cultureless and artificial place is to attend a ‘brunch’. Brunches are popular for expats in Dubai as Friday is the start of the weekend and a time to unwind. You can have an all you can eat buffet and a limitless amount of alcohol for around four hours. A brunch would be good for a true tourist in order to escape and numb the toothache caused by this horrendous place. Brunches take place in hotels usually from 12:00-16:00 and can cost from €40 to €100. The food at the brunches is surprisingly excellent, which is a bonus for the price, as well as something to take a break from the flow of alcohol as the brunches can get quite lively! If you have survived the brunch, there are “night” clubs open to “unwind” even further! For an excellent food and drink experience I would recommend going to Mina A’Salam Hotel.

I would recommend returning to your hotel to take a long siesta to get back your energy in order to go on an off-road trip across the sand dunes outside of the city. This can be organised by the company Desert Safari. These trips in 4x4s take place in the morning and late evenings.

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After the wild journey in the 4x4s you can enjoy a barbeque, henna painting, hookah, camel riding, as well as dressing in traditional Emirati clothing.

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ImageThe next step in my Dubai guide is to GET OUT! I would highly recommend anywhere else in the world than here!